meet women tonight

Hi im Sid and I am entertaining several women tonight, but I am uncertain of what food to feed them.I am not trying to seduce the women, but one thing may lead to another and I may charm them into submission.What food shall I feed them to get them in the "mood"?

Answers from women are most welcome.

Meat!!!...They love it!!!

Seafood!!!!

Oysters, prawns, lobster especially. Just plain cooked fresh seafood, with lemon, cocktail sauce, balsamic dressing, salt.... whatever else you think, as dipping sides.

For dessert, whip up some chocolate covered fruit on skewers. Actually, single piece toothpick, so there bite size. They'll seduce you with this one!

Seriously dude, chocolate and seafood, what else do you need to know about women?

big sausages, hot dogs, bananas and cucumbers.

you really can't be too subtle!

Chicken, olives, avocados

Meat and 2 veg followed by a high protein high calorie shake

pant sausage, definitely pant sausage.

Sounds like a very odd and uncomfortable dinner party.......

Get them to strip off and roll a few maltesers their way.

Vegetarian, quick cook stuff, in a spotlessly clean kitchen.

some women like tacos too

Give them buns,all elephants love buns

pump them with chocolate

anything shake and bake

Cheesy chips or pizza would work for me =P

They need to smell your odour..........no food is going to turn them on.

Easy - chocolate!

Pizza.

fruits, chocolate& candy

well I'm anybodies for jelly and triffle xxxx

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Aren't blacks a very important "ideal" and part of the Dem party's mission?

She only cares about HER as a women in politics and acts like everyone to prove a point. She can act like a black person because she wants their vote. She is political motivated to get her way even if she has to say her great great grandfather was black and that's why she should get their votes. Her conduct and behavior is unbelievable.

We need to help each other and the Blacks should quit griping so much and respect other's rights without calling them racists.

I walked away from the dems since they gave Obama the nomination.

bcause the black people turned on her and voted 98% for the black candidate

I guess if obama wins reparations are on the way.

if she talk about woman.i would think she was also talking about blacks too.this is America when you set the gold for one race you set it for all.

now,it would be different if she say white woman or Spanish women or something like that but i don't think she said a race or did she because if she did that would be mess up.that hoe!

Hillary has done more side by side with Blacks than Obama has...

She is going to make a great VP.

I like Obama just fine but he can't do it alone...

Blacks have gotten more than their fair share of "help".

Nit picking anyone?

Give me a break. She talks about ALL AMERICANS. McCain and the republicans in the past NEVER talk about helping Black people. Hell, bush refused to go to NAACP meetings when asked.

Why aren't you asking about that?

...and that was an idiot statement little bossman...

Black vote is locked in for Barry. Don't need to cater to them anymore.

She is trying to keep the women from leaving the Democratic party since in the year 2008 they have proven that they aren't racist but they are still sexist but what else is new woman have been dealing with being pushed to the side since before race was even an issue in our world. Thanks Democrats thanks for being the party to tell us women we need to be put in our place!

She was talking to her base. Obviously that's largely White women and not Blacks.

Democrats 2008

Why should she, the blacks jumped on the obama boat and left her standing alone. have you forgot so quick. But, She out of it ,you got your Obama , be happy.So there nothing Hillary can do for you now. Look to Obama for your wants. I sure he will remember every promise to you. forget Hillary.

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Share your thoughts.. Stayt tune for her speech at 10:00pm EST 7;00pm pacific and 8:00pm Central... Yo Texas... Hello California and Be on good behavior Pennsylvania.

Do you mean what lies will she tell tonight ? Or does she have any left.

No, I won't watch or hear her speech tonight. Little House on the prairie comes on at that time.

She will say women have the right to vote but it doesn't matter if they let their votes be silenced and taken for granted.

What's with Pennsylvania? I hope she stirs the pot.

I think her message will be "I told you so."

Is PA planning to be naughty?

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UConn has already smashed Louisville twice this year, as much as I would like to see an upset, I can't envision it.

Uconn is gonna **** dem up.....its gonna suck

i think it will be.

Louisville has looked very tough lately, and although i think uconn will win i think it will be somewhat close.

As a UNC fan, I honestly thought Michigan St was going to keep it close but they didn't. I don't think Louisville will keep it close tonight. UConn will win by 25.

I don't see how it could be less competitive.

not at all.. uconn will beat louiville

girls basketball pisses me off

not likely, but GO CARDS anyway

it would be pretty excited if i see some TlTs flying out

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I know the olympics airs from 7-12, but does anyone know what time they will start showing gymnastics? (i'm pacific time.) thanks

Don't waste your time watching it. It will just get you frustrated, as you can see by all the comments on her. It is on at 10 ET, so I would say probably around that time for you too, since it is taped.

they have already been showing it, im watching the olympics right now. but right now its running and any minute it should go back to gymnastics according to the commentators.

Its over.

its on right now.

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i like white and asian women that live in the same zip code as 23224

I'm praying for you.

google search " meetups". It lists the hobby groups for your local area, and most of them are free. You can meet new friends there who have the same interests with you.

When people have same common interests, relationships can easily be established.

Half the net is geared that way. I heard it on the news today.

Use the "groups"

haha yerafreak.

hope you dont move then, your gonna have trouble getting dates

Not that your getting any at the moment.........

Tonite? Good Luck. Try Craigslist.

Wow.

this is not the place..

go eat a fish

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I've heard a lot of rumors saying that gang people who want to be in a gang are going to kill three women at Wal-Mart in Baton Rouge?

It's a hoax and it's all over the country. Gangs do not do this for initiation. It's simply a matter of someone trying to scare as many gullable people as possible or maybe a digruntled ex-Wal-Mart employee. I'm taking my wife and daughter to Wal-mart tonight and maybe enjoy it for once without all the crowds.

i dont know if it is true but i got the same txt message and i live in washington. and the person i got it from works at the fire department. i dont really think its real but im not going to walmart any time soon.

that's messed up if that's really true you should tell someone Crazy you would be accomplice to murder if you don't say anything

I've heard that where I live too! Except I'm in Georgia. True or not, I'm not taking any chances D:

check snopes first!

http://www.snopes.com/crime/gangs/walmart.asp

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Isn't it Daniela Hantuchova and Maria Sharapova?

You are completely right. Maria Sharapova and Daniela Hantuchova are playing as i type my response. It should be one heck of a match because both are playing great tennis right now. Hantuchova has her streak of nine straight wins at the Pacific Life Open on the line, while Maria has her seventeen match win streak for the year. Of course someone has to lose, and my bet is for Sharapova to get through to the semifinals.

Looking at their head to heads Sharapova leads 6-1, and only once has Hantuchova taken her to three sets. But Sharapova had a tough match yesterday, and i think that may affect her play today. Plus Hantuchova really enjoys playing here, but I'm still going to give it to Sharapova in straight sets, OK maybe three.

One streak is going to end tonight...this is probably the match of the tournament thus far, men or women.

I like both so I wish this could be a finals match, or at least the semifinals. =( my money's on Maria to win in 3 sets again.

yup!!!!

Sharapova has already won and her streak is alive!!!!!

yes... it was a tough match...

Yes, you are correct. Daniela and Maria are playing tonight and it looks to be a good match. Both players are playing well right now.

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I think it's between US and China.

I really hope its USA!!!!

China's girls are about 12 and shouldn't even be competing

What do you think

China will take the gold if all things goes to plan:)

And I am not certain the girls are under 16, because I've seen 40 something Asian ladies who were around 4'8 and looked 13.

China. Sigh. They are too frikken good.

I'm looking forward to watching Nastia Liukin tonight, though. She's sooo graceful. (:

I agree with dispondent mind the real question is what will you watch womens gymnastics or the litlle league softball worldseries

I have no idea, but I hope the team with the sexy girls wins, that's all that matters :)

well i wanted USA to win but unfortunatly China got the gold team medal

China, they get caned if they don't get gold.

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Are most of our female regulars trying to get some sleep before hitting the stores hard at 5 am tomorrow?

haha thats actually a good theory. It could be that woman are often more family oriented then men. Plus woman generally do the cleaning after dinner, so most woman are still probably up scrubbing roasting pans, and cleaning whine stains out of the carpet.

You couldn't pay me to go out on Black Friday. I'm shopping online for a wireless printer

That or they had a pretty long day with cooking or helping with the cooking. Turkey induces sleep!!

Dude Im broke....so im not shopping anyhow.

Hmm....A little snide sexist remark, huh? Okay, I give you that. I've done my shopping, thank goodness, but ....when it comes to buying the hubby's great auntie just the right hankerchiefs, who's gonna have to be the one fightin' the crowds? Not him, I'll bet.

We have stores that open at 4:00 AM here. I have never in my life shopped on Black Friday. I guess some people think it's fun but it just looks crazy to me.

nope the return to the kitchen a day with family and friends with real people to talk to, a much better day then the insults here.

Don't be ridiculous. There's little activity because many of us went to sleep before you came on. That's a consequence of most everyone living in time zones ahead of yours.

Shoe stores

No, most women are cleaning the kitchen and putting away left-overs...asking people if they'd like a second piece of pie.

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This is now, (thanks to foolish females and fashion designers) the only night where women might wear either pantyhose or sexy stockings out. I know this being that I actually went out for Halloween this year, checking out a few clubs. How many of you went out this Halloween wearing hose, and how many of you would wear them on other nights holiday or not?

good observation lol, it is an excuse for some girls to tramp themselves of with wearing lingerie as outerwear lol, and thats fine. i actually didnt dress up for halloween (i had work) but hosiery is important and part of my at least weekly attire.

i dont kno how much this helped lol, i just thought it was a good observation.

I too luv to see a woman's legs in nylons. Please ladies, wear them more! lol ;) http://answers.yahoo.com/question/accuse_write?qid=20081101034233AArlidP&kid=PZ1oJGu8NHIjjcY5dKVi&s=comm&date=2008-11-30+08%3A00%3A28&.crumb=

I wore pantyhose, but then again, I wear them everyday. My b/f (soon to be husband), also wore them. He dressed as a woman. He wore my bra, thong panties, hose and a mini skirt. He loves wearing pantyhose, just like me.

I wear them pretty much everyday, but I also wore them for Halloween. I wore sheer black pantyhose with a sexy witch outfit.

I wore them with my pilot outift along with black stiletto pumps. Sounds like Sandra had a lot more fun though based on her answer!

I did. I wear them on other nights too.

I wore a pair of sheer black stockings...

I wore them

Sandra .... wow. that's all i can say!

I wore them.

Its too annoying to wear them any other time cos you constantly worry whether theyve laddered lol and also they fall down which is just grr xP

I did... Won't wear them other than for special occasions because they're annoying... >:|

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the floor and vault results are out. shawn and nastia were 2 and 3. alicia was 4.

heres a link http://sports.espn.go.com/oly/summer08/results

I expect shawn & natalia for sure!

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Can you admit your a hopeless or lazy cook?

i cant cook for peanuts. i dont enjoy it, i have no initiative with it and generally dunno what i'm doing.

luckily my fella is really into it so gladly cooks for us

I love to cook. It's very theraputic for me and I get a great deal of satisfaction making others happy by cooking them a good meal.

Completely lazy. My sister seems to be a genius at cooking, and since we live under the same roof... I often talk her into doing it.

I don't mind cooking once in a while, but I can be pretty hopeless.

I won't admit a lie, I am a fab-u-lous cook and I am thinkng about getting a degree in culinary arts. I think you need to take an English class because your question is worded wrong.

lol i am a good cook!

But i refuse to cook and serve things rare or medium rare lol.

I am definitely a lazy cook, always talk hubby into cooking, I rarely cook a meal these days.

Both.

Hopeless and lazy.

I have a few "signature" 5 minute wonders and that is it.

just no good, have a couple of meals that i cook when having people over. kids just make do, or make their own ( in their 20's).

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There are all these emails and texts going around that the Bloods are going to target random women tonight in Baltimore. Something about how they have to either kill or cut 31 women to get into their stupid little club. Does anyone know if this rumor has any validity?

I live in Baltimore as well. Ive been hearing a lot about it from people, but nothing on the news. That's making me think this could be some stupid joke, but its hardly something to joke about. I got a text a few hours ago saying they only had 14 more girls to go or something. Its hard to find legit sources.

sorry but I think it's an urban legend. after looking over Snopes.com it turns out that there was another gang initiation similar to this rumored to be happening around the Baltimore area. These urban legends are always around, so take em with a grain a salt unless it is heard on the news with your own ears.

my homegirl just called me sayin that i should stay in the house tonight because they were targeting 42 females and 3 just recently got killed. she said it was on the news but, i have yet to see anything on it. i got three text messages about it.

This is rather late notice, but you might want to be prepared next year:

http://www.ehow.com/how_2064603_get-permit-carry-concealed-weapon.html

Only FAKE East Coast Bloods are in any way involved in this.

Real Bloods gang members are from California, period. And they aren't doing any initiations.

Stay home I just got informed some people were killed the gang is also cutting people's faces too

but I just think its a urban legend.

I heard that 4 girls were found dead in Edmonson, 1 lady shot at arundel mills, and 1 lady attacked down the Alameda. Its a shame

Yes it is true. Two women today were shoot and killed already. My mom called me today to warn me.

..... yeah it true. and yet - there isnt ANYTHING on the news about it. im givin up on this city.... smh

theyre the real terrorists if u ask me...

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Why do people consider it to be discrimination when some clubs are created for men like the augusta club but not discrimination to have a ladies night for women in which women can get in for free and get discount on drinks where men have to pay the full charge?

because women are pretty biased with rights. theres no such thing as equal rights.. they want to vote but not pay for dinner .. they want to have specials for them but if their left out of anything its discrimination.

women used to march for their rights but you dont see women marching so they can be in front line army positions or to be drafted..

Laides night serves three purposes:

1. It provides discounts to women

2. It draws a larger number of women for men to meet, and subsequently, it will draw more men to meet them

3. It is a marketing effort by clubs to increase sales to both men and women. Also, they are counting on ladies night drawing people who will enjoy the club and begin coming on other nights as well

Whats best way to gain confidence in meeting women in night club?

or whats best way meeting her if she happens to work there and then get her number, when you dont know if shes dating or not

U CAN NEVER GAIN CONFIDENCE OF A WOMEN IN A NIGHT CLUB..................

INVITE HER TO A BETTER PLACE, A PEACEFUL BRIGHT AND SILENT PLACE, WHERE U CAN HEAR HER HEART BEATS.......

TALK TO HER FRNDS, THEY'II TELL IF SHE IS SINGLE OR NOT.

NEXT

GO TO HER, TELL HER THAT U ARE SUFFERING FROM SEVERE HEART PAIN, TELL HER.." I NEED UR HELP, U R MY DOCTOR........SAVE ME, IM IN LOVE WITH U, WHAT WILL I DO NOW"..........SHE WILL GIVE ANSWER.

Approach her and be friendly. Ask her if she wants a dance with you. Just be yourself. get to know her while you're at the club, exhange phone numbers.

talk and meat up at a club and just slip in do you have a boyfriend and you ll find out

Those are school/work nights. Women aught to be in bed on those nights early so they can work the next day.

Only if they don't have work or school the next day.

ugh...sexist!

STFUB.

blah blah blah blah

and you would be doing... what? being on here?

a man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, They were both very tired and fell asleep quickly... he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

"Good," she replied. "Get your own ******* blanket!"

After a moment of silence, he farted.

great 1.lol

good one!

got more?

lol another good 1... :)

that's messed up

Dont answer my questions if your going to be a stupid moron! this is serious to me but you had to be an idiot and not put a real answer in there. Get a life asshole

I am talking to this woman in text who I met off a date site and she has said they we are not dating so she doesnt have to answer my texts right away and we argued about it in text its dumb I know. Tonight she said she could go for some cuddling and I said no we are not dating though, she says " you can cuddle with anyone !!!" I dont think so I think if a woman cuddles with a guy then she is dating him or wants to date him. Women don't cuddle with guy "friends" , but that's just how I think . Anyone else with opinions ??????????? help me out here ??? this woman is driving me nuts giving me mixed signals !!!

youre right, women DO NOT cuddle with just friends. only with people they like. she was probably just teasing you.

Actually, I got confused with your concern....anyway, in terms of that "cuddling" stuff, it depends on how close you are with each other, or it depends on the orientation you have about "friendship". If you are not comfortable, then don't do it...

Cuddling can be normal with friends who are "very close", the kind with "brother-sister" relationship, and it supposed to have no malice.

Again, It depends on your ORIENTATION, and COMFORT:)

Be careful, anyway, and always watch your moves. Genuine friendship supposed to have no malice at all.

Good Luck!

I cuddle with guy friends. I like doing this. They consider it weird though, and many of them have gotten mixed messages. Whats so bad about cuddling? It is completely natural, and comforting. It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. I have done this on a few occations, and it can be awkward if you dont tell a guy first. Be thankful that shes telling you that you and her are just friends. This way you wont be disappointed. What else are you going to do tonight, sit around alone? Go cuddle, and be happy!

It'd really depend on the friend, but my I'd say yes.

I am generally not comfortable with PDA unless I know the person very well, but if the nature of our relationship was very clear to both I would have no problem with it.

If I was uncertain how he felt about me I would steer clear to avoid sending the wrong message.

DUDE! hello. women who cuddle with their guy friends are what people call "sluts." cuddling is for those who have feelings for eachother, not just a thing to do with your friends. this girl is fishy. and tell this girl to be straight up with you! she could be sneaky.

I like to cuddle. It doesn't mean you have to be dating the person you are cuddling with. But if you have never even met this girl, that's messed up.

I would have to say NO. If it's not a man im attracted to, then it would have to be a pillow, stuffed animal, blanket etc.

same reason a girl cuddles with her girlfriends. To her these guys aren't guys at all, they are girls to her (but I bet that the guy really wants to **** the girl).

well i still kinda stuggle with my ex cuz were still friends and i also cuddle with my best guy friend but i like him

chicks do that, it is wierd but they do that

ummmmmmmm i cuddle and slept with my guy friend but i didn't do it we are friends i am dating and he is dating

Sure. But I wouldn't really cuddle with a friend if you had a girlfriend tho. So I guess it depends...

I've cuddled with a friend, two perhaps at times when I was feeling so emotionally down and out that I trusted those two friends to just hold me, or cuddle, as you call it. I am not a player, and the cuddling happened on only two occasions. No more resulted from it and we are still friends. The two guys and I.

Perhaps most men expect cuddling or being as compassionate to someone when they sense a little TLC is needed, will lead to sex. That , then, is their scam, and they are exploiting a situation which could be a HUMAN, simply HUMAN connection.

I feel fortunate that my two friends were able and willing to simply hold me when I JUST needed to be held, and did respect that need, not think I was playing them like a dumb fish.

But it is rare that this happens.

I do not date, nor ever have dated these two friends - nor have we cuddled since the times when simply caring holding was granted.

For that we've learned a further appreciation of one another's more human capacities, not the more common; predatory!

I left my 3 year olds daycare for a new place this week (we tried the new one out last week during a vacation week and it was a success, a home based preschool and daycare by a couple) abruptly after giving unexpected notice on monday morning that it was time for preschool as she had been given so many sudden bad reviews the last 3 months (there were babies added to the mix that my daughter was said to not like - etc. and that she was controlling and "her entire personality changed", at 3) that after swim lessons bombed with crying (and no explaination) we decided to cancel out, not conflict with the other kids swim lessons and go to the new place without notice that. We were nice, thankful, gracious and friendly and still, this woman who held my baby was so disconnected from us, and my daughter that I can not understand and am very very affected and sad and I am not sure why or if this is normal. We went back with flowers and a gift tonight and was met with more disconnect.

No, of course not. You just wanted what was best for your child.Be happy! You did the right thing. Yay You!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This may become controversial to other answer you will receive, but in my opinion the best "daycare" is at home with Mom or Dad.

I am a day care provider. I feel for your former provider for you giving abrupt notice to her that you were leaving her care, however it sounds extremely unprofessional for her to act as she does. It's not uncommon for children's personalities to change as you described especially when there is change like more or less children in care with her. Being tired after swim lessons.... it happens. You seem like caring ppl and have done all you can do to show your apprieciation to your former provider. I wouldn't lose any sleep over her lack of mannerism.

It shouldn't, especially if you do it well. Ideally, you give 1-2 weeks notice so they can fill the empty spot and not hurt financially over the withdrawal. Also, the flowers and gift after leaving her in the lurch are relatively pointless, and over-the-top. A small gift and thank you card EARLIER would be appropriate and better received.

I hope you paid her for at least the week you gave notice. As gracious as you feel you were what you did was hurtful and unfair to the provider and your child. Both needed time to say goodbye. I'm sure the provider was having a hard time not showing her anger and disappointment and chose to show no reaction instead.

I can see where you have those feelings, especially if it has been your daycare since your daughters birth, however you need to do what you feel is right for your child, and should not feel bad in any way.

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Man: "Haven't we met before?"

Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."

2

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"

Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

3

Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants."

Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there."

4

The most memorable rebuttal to a turn-down (used by the guy who used to live across the hall from me in residence) when he asked a girl to dance and she refused:

Man: "Want to Dance?"

Woman: "No, thank you."

Man: "Don't thank me, thank God because somebody asked you."

5

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"

Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name."

Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

6

Man: "So what do you do for a living?"

Woman: "Female impersonator."

7

Man: "You know, I'd really love to travel to exotic places with you."

Woman: (tries to ignore him)

Man: "You know what? I also love sex. What do you say to that?"

Woman: "Hmmm...you really love sex and travel?"

Man: (nods his head smiling)

Woman: "Then go take a ******' hike!!!"

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I like the line I once heard in a movie. This guy was trying to pick up this girl, and she said to him, "Can you pound a railroad spike through a 2x4 with your hard-on?" To which he merely shudders a negative. She says, "Well, a girl's gotta have her standards."

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Man: "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?" (Would you like to go to bed with me tonight?)

Woman: "Je voudrais bien, mais je n'ai rien a porter." (I would love to, but I have nothing to wear

10

Q: What sign were you born under?

A: No Parking.

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A guy comes up to a girl and tells her some pick-up line. She grabs his crotch, looks down at it, looks back at him, and says, "Sorry, I don't see any potential here" and nonchalantly walks off.

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And here's one including the correct snappy return

Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"

Woman: "Unfertilized, **** off!"

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After hearing a pick-up line:

Woman: "I like your approach, now let's see your departure."

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A girlfriend of mine once had a graying man in his 60's approach her in a club while she was in college with the line, "Where have you been all my life?" She took one glance at him and said, "For the first half of it, I probably wasn't born yet."

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A friend of mine came up with a very quick response over vacation. We were walking down the street and I glanced at a girl who had just walked by. She turned around and said to me, "What are you looking at?" My friend, walking next to me came to the rescue, "He thought you were good looking, but he was mistaken."

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While at college, a few friends were discussing how their "passes" had been rejected by the intended female recipient. One of the ladies explained how she handled it once... When the guy, obviously getting irritated, blurted out something like, "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason!" She responded, "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!" He immediately blanched, and decided that maybe he would look someplace else.

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The attractive young woman was sitting at the bar, alone, when the lounge lizard made his move. "I'm here," he breathed huskily, "to fulfill your every sexual fantasy." The woman turned and looked at him. Her lips parted and she moistened them with the tip of her tongue. She leaned toward him with her hands on her thighs, and her eyes opened to the size of dinner plates. She paused just a second and then delivered the crusher line, "You've got a large donkey or Doberman?"

18

"Sorry, I don't date outside my species."

19

Man: "Hey, baby, if you come home with me, I can show you a really good time."

Woman: "You know what your problem is? Your mouth is writing checks that your body can't cash."

yep those are true. lol

Some bit if typing done there. Lmao

i liked them lol

im gonna have to use some of them.

they are funny!!

When I went out with a group of guy friends and they'd ask a girl to dance, if the girl said "no", he'd say, "sorry, but you must have miss understood me, I said "You look really fat in those pants".. I never laughed so hard in my life!

yeah i thought these were funny, made me laugh

Good ones! Funny! 10!

* funny and true.

some of them are soooooooo true

ohh sooooo true, and funny

starred

Wow that was a very long list. hahaha

haha good one!

I got bored after number three.

I really like these.

I am going to a concert tonight and I figured this is the ideal place to meet a girl since music is such a big part of my life and I will know she already likes my sort of music. However I am unsure of how to approach a girl at a concert with the loud music going on and its a metal concert so their will be mosh pits, prob not that many women either. Any ideas/suggetions?

Take some drugs

maddogs right

Awf fans, be sure to tune in TONIGHT AT 8 ET / 7 CT / 6 PT, as it will surely be a cracking LEGACY!!! Tonight, the Chairman of AWF, King © will be hosting the first ever KING'S CORNER!!! His guests will be HRDO (myself), and MaKaVeLi, who will meet at the FPV "Dia Del Diablo" in an Inferno Match!!! What will they have to say to each other?

And we will see HRDO and MaKaVeLi in action tonight! Because in one part of a huge DOUBLE MAIN-EVENT, HRDO will team with Hardy Boyz against MaKaVeLi and the AWF Champ CRUDE in a TORNADO TAG TEAM MATCH!!!! That will surely be an amazing match!

And that is not all!!! Legacy is all about COMPETITION, and the sexiest women on television will be in action!!! Because tonight in the other part of our double main event it will be DiRTi DiVA defending her AWF Womens' title against WILD 4 RKO!!! Now that is what I call COMPETITION!!!

And that is not all. Because there will be other matches!!! Ladies and gentlemen, tune in for Legacy on the following site!:

Thank you. Thank you. Hold the applause. I'm flattered.

ok I'll try to be there

cool!

your AWF champion is strongly looking forward to all the action..

okay..

Thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm going on a first date tonight with this woman I met through a mutual friend. I've met her once and she's okay, just not the type that I'm interested in. She is however very attractive, and I am very very horny. I really would like a hummer tonight. Should I just come out and ask her for one?

I will be paying for everything this evening. First, I'm taking her to a fancy restaruant. And afterwards we're going to a very exclusive club in Miami. So she is going to be treated very well.

What do you think?

Sounds quite reasonable to me!

Haha...CAN you ask? Yeah..But youll be more likely to get one if you dont ask (And maybe not the first night either)

No, very tacky!

Pretty low bud. Have some class.

no, don't flat out ask her for one........

You don't ever ask! If you play it right it will happen. But if you ask: it ruins the mood and makes you look desperate. Woman hate desperate!

i know... stay home and give yourself a hummer. you are pathetic

lol, just front up buddy. Ask her right out. Shows no class, but hey, whatever.

Post back on here to let us know how it goes. :)

Is she a prostitute? If so, yes, by all means.

Haven't you asked this question before? maybe it was some one els did. You want her to buy you a new truck good luck with that. lol no its not acceptable. after she leaves use ur hand!

so tonight i met a woman at her house and brough her flowers for her as well as her 5 year old baby girl. she's 27, i'm 22..but we connected really well, and she is drop dead gorgeous. We had an amazing shrimp pasta, and I brought over a perfect mix of love songs for us to listen to. I ended the night by tucking her little girl into bed and reading her a bed time story. Then we watched a movie and had chocolate strawberries. We really wanted to have more romance, but I didn't want to wake up her little girl. How long should I wait before our next date? Does anyone else find this romantic..or is it cheesey??

cheesy as my macaroni naw f*ckin with u

alittle cheezy but she probably enjoyed it because aleast she wasnt alone v-day

14 Feb.

It's the perfect amount of cheesy. It's super PERFECT. I'm sure when she saw you reading to her girl, she was shocked. That's just amazing. I wish boys were like that. lol I say go on date around sunday.

it sounds like a fun date! and how cute that you read her baby a bed time story! show's that you're "in" with the family. you shouldn't have to wait too long. call her the next day and ask if she'd like to do it again .. if she says yes, then you can go from there! =D

best of luck!!

it's not romantic, but it is ssssssssooooooooooooooooo perfect. a man who will do that is the perfect guy. as a "child" myself, i'm 13, i love when my mom's boyfriends are really nice to me, like you were. this one time this guy got my sister and i a box of chocolates and flower for valentine's day. he got my mom the same thing, but her package had jewelry. i liked him, but i knew something was totally wrong. He happened to have a so of his own, who happened to be my bf at the time. oops! i didn't meet his parents until he thought i was worth it. once again oops! my mom and I both broke up with our bfs. any who, that's not cheesy at all.

Pick-up lines and rebuttals

1. Man: "Haven't we met before?"

Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."

2. Man: "Haven't I seen you some place before?"

Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

3. Man: "Is this seat empty?"

Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

4. Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"

Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

5. Man: "Your place or mine?"

Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

6. Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants."

Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there."

7. Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"

Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name."

Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

8. Man: "So what do you do for a living ?"

Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."

9. Man: "Voulez-vous vous coucher avec moi ce soir?"

(Would you like to go to bed with me tonight?)

Woman: "Je voudrais bien, mais je n'ai rien a porter."

(I would love to, but I have nothing to wear.)

10. Man: "What sign were you born under?"

Woman: "No Parking."

11. Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"

Woman: "Do not Enter" (or) "Stop"

12. Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"

Woman: "Unfertilized!"

13. Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"

Woman: "Yeah!!! Let's pick up some chicks!"

14. Man: "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy."

Woman: "You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?"

15. Man: "I know how to please a woman."

Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

16. Man: "I want to give myself to you."

Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

17. Man: "I can tell that you want me."

Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave."

18. Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy."

Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."

19. Man: "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"

Woman: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species."

20. Man: "May I see you pretty soon?"

Woman: "Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?"

21. Man: "Your hair color is fabulous."

Woman: "Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store."

22. Man: "Your body is like a temple."

Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."

23. Man: "I'd go through anything for you."

Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

24. Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you."

Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?"

gets a star from me hilarious

loved them very funny

How very sexist....Idont think you like men reading this crap....its probably a good man is what you need

Lmao

HAHAHAHAHAHA OMG LMAO

I like 'em 10/10

Thanks and funny but I think I will need to get my Blondes joke book out now.

Those were good! Lol!

They are soooooooooo ego deflating, 24/24. Go to the top of the class.

you're right there. thanks for the information.

they are fantastic will definitely be using a few of those

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you

Loved it, thanks for the laugh

Very good

gets a star from me hilarious!

All good! But 6,8 and 13....superb!

lol! great!

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amayseng

S How do i reconcile?

i am meeting my wife tonight to talk about the marriage. we have been separated for 10 weeks with no progress, no moving forward, at times we both want to , and at times we are hesitant to try. i have been willing to try, she seems she wants me to put in all the effort without her giving any...asking me for more, but then not allowing me to give her more, just as in the marriage. we separated originally because i asked her to leave, she told me for months i was not in her heart, she couldnt be intimate with me and i tried for three months to work things out...she declined and wouldnt budge, telling me she hated her life and was unhappy ...therefore i told her to leave....any suggestions???

You weren't worng for tellign her to leave. A marriage is about TWO people worknig things not one person giving there all and teh other person just giving...well, nothing. I am in the exact same predicament but slightly less obvious. I feel like my husband doesn't care or wants to try. In turn I don't care and don't feel like trying anymore. You are a good man and husband for giving it your all but she needs to realize the grass is not greener on the other side. You can't make someone love you. If we could, life would be so happy and easy. But that isn't the case. Let her go and let her be. Yuo can only try so hard before she decides to stay for pity and you don't want that. You want her to want and love you. If the lvoe is still there shew ill but if its not, only tiem will tell. Let her go and try to distance your self. What maybe trying for you is pity for her. Don't fall into a trap where you will be twice as unhappy before she left the first time.Good luck. find someone with vows as faith liek yours.

Time for you both to move on. You can't fill a cup that has a hole in the bottom and if she is that distant and unhappy it is time to let go.

Certified Christian counseling (found in the phone book or at a church building). Go alone if she won't go. You are hurting and need help.

Uuuuuggghhh, slams forehead on desk.................................eve... goes black. Thank goodness.

sounds like shes just done some times its just over. A relationship only works when two people put in an effort otherwise its stalking

From my personal experience when those feelings are no longer there the marriage is over. It is SO hard to get back those feelings once they are lost. If you have been seperated for 10 weeks and no one is trying to do anything then I think that is a sign. If your wife hates her life then why would you want her to continue living that life? It is very hard for her right now because she is telling you her feelings but knows how hard it is on you and that is why she has not "left" yet.

What i would do if I were you is this. I would ask her that you know what you want and now you need her to tell you what she wants to see if you both want the same thing and then you can work it out.

When a real woman is told to leave her home by her husband, believe me, she is not going to return especially if she's unhappy. She is in need of the comfort of a man. When you made her leave that pushed her further away from you. You should have been seeking help while she was still in the home. With you making her leave gave her the opportunity to find love somewhere else. You need to sit down and ask yourself was she really the one for you. Sometimes we marry a person for the wrong reasons. Remember, we are only with certain people for a season but we tend to try to make it a lifetime with them. It's just not going to work. If she is willing to meet with you try to talk without arguing. Arguing will only add fuel to the fire. Be sincere in all that you say to her. If she need to say something, let her say it because if you don't let her get any words in she is going to feel that she met with you for nothing. It's obvious that she had something serious on her mind for her to be so unhappy with her life and you. Whatever you done to her or whatever you wasn't doing to her needs to be addressed. You two need to communicate more than what you were doing in order for this marriage to work. You need more time for each other, more communication, and much more showing of love, if there is true love there. These things are important for a successful marriage. If you can't have these things with each other then your marriage is useless.

She's not in love with you and no matter what you do, you can't make her happy. It's not your fault nor is it hers. She just doesn't love you the way a wife should love her husband. Time to let go.

First you have to understand why she is so distant. Is she seeing someone else? Try marriage counseling.

Yes! If you haven't tried marriage counseling please do that or go to a church and talk with someone there. Something is definately going on with your wife emotionally and you need to get to the bottiom of it. If you love her be patient and understanding because you don't know what her real issues are here and she may be afraid to tell you? You did not say how old your wife was? She could have some sort of embalance going on in her body that she is not even aware of? She hates her life for a reason real or imagined and you need to find out more in detail about something from her past possibly that she could be ashamed of? Tell her to come back home and work this out with the both of you together and don't tell her to leave unless you mean it for good! If she still claims that she loves you over all of this then it may be something mental and she could maybe need some medication and someone she can trust to talk with untill she can be honest with you. Find out why all of a sudden she does not have you in her heart ......did she possibly get into an affair with someone and is confused over someone else? I hope that I am wrong here but you have to look at every avenue and remember back when everything began to change for her. You have to get her to open up to find out the real truth about things because without knowledge you can't fix it! You stated that at times she wants to get back with you then draws back.....she sounds afraid of something here like she wants you to put forth all the effort as if this will prove something to her about you? Honestly I would call a therapist and if you already have seen one and it hasn't worked ..try another one. From there you will be able to make a final decision about your marriage. best of luck to you and take care.

you kicked out your wife ??

damn thats cold

hey maybe she didnt want to be intamate bcuz you were "pressuring" her for sex

is that the case?

cuz if it is you may as well pack up your balls and look elsewhere

the one thing women hate most is a man thinking they should give them sex yto show love , marrie d or no

and can also lead to her not loving you anymore

im sure there are other issues to work on

but if YOU WANT THIS TO WORK

you go meet her tonight

and LISTEN to what she has to say

you arent going to like whaty she has to say

but if you are going to make this work

thats the way its going to have to be

you are going to have to change

thats just the waY IT IS AND ALL WOMEN ARE LIKE THAT !

yes, flat out ask her if she wants to try or if she thinks she can not reconcile.

if she "hated her life" then i suppose she's finished, but there is no sense beating around the bush... you can't wait patiently forever.

take care of YOU.

i think u were wrong for telling her to leave and now u want to try to work things out with her? well you should apologize to her and try to prove to her that u can make things better in her life.

You are going to have to realize one of the two of you is going to initially start the renewing process I am going to give you the name of two books that changed my marriage so drastically they are Love and Respect and Cracking the communication code both by Emmerson Eggrich you can buy the cd's online at loveandrespect.com. You can have a happy marriage and you can make her fall in love with you again!! Oh and once you give effort for awhile she will start to unknowingly give effort as well so give it some time.

when a women is feed up nothing you can do or say can change her mind maybe you guys need to get a LEGAl divorce and move on

Counseling may help. Some problems need an impartial third party.

Unfortunately, if she doesn't love you and doesn't want to try to work with you to save the marriage, there isn't much you can do. When you talk to her tonight, tell her you want the marriage to work, but that BOTH of you have to do it.

I wish you luck.

A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train.

After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.

In the middle of the night the woman leans over, wakes the man and says, "I''m sorry to bother you, but I''m awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket."

The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, "I''ve got a better idea... just for tonight, let''s pretend we''re married."

The woman thinks for a moment. "Why not," she giggles.

"Great," he replies, "Get your own damn blanket!"

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One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach to step.

Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reached back and unzipped her skirt a little. She still could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she reached back once again to unzip it a little more. Still, she couldn't reach the step.

So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached back and unzipped her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifted up her leg only to realize that she still couldn't reach the step.

So, seeing how embarrassed the girl was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus. The girl turned around furiously and said, "How dare you touch my body that way, I don't even know you!"

Shocked, the man says, "Well, ma'am, after you reached around and unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we were friends."

Quite funny, although I've read most of them these past few weeks

lol

Definitely LOL!!!

really funny

#2 is funny

hahahaha... the second one is cute...

This two jokes are very funny!! I have already read this jokes in the pass week but they still make me laugh. Thanks, LOL HAHAHAHAHA!!!

the first one was funny i read the second one before and it was ok

there good, very funny

lol...i have never heard it before and it made me chuckle (a lot) so i give it thumbs up!!!

LOL

LOL

LOL

LOL

and once more

LOL...........toooooo good ...

i like the first one better, but they're both great!

thanks for sharing them. :D

yeah, i think they're hilarious.

hooray for sexy jokes....

Thats to long to read.

lol, very funny

awful lot of reading *ouch!* my eyes hurt

BRILLIANT!!

pretty good lmao 10/10

ha ha...nice one !

absolutly loved the 2nd one ...my misses would do something like that!!!!!!!!

Loved the first one. Didn't really care for the second one.

first one was just brill 10/10 and the second one hanna is true i know i was that man 10/10

i go for the first one

good one girl

LOL

lol. thanks for the jokes!

I went out alone tonight earlier this evening where I attended a large celebration uptown called the " Square Fair ". There were thousands of people milling around, many of them women of all shapes, sizes, and ages. And wouldn't you know it, I was unable to meet and connect with a single one of them. What is wrong with me? Why do I have so much trouble in this area of my life. I just don't understand it. Can anybody help, please...?

Maybe there is some negative aura that you are sending out that makes people not attracted to you. Only you can change that.

I have a business meeting tonight and it happens to be with a woman ... would you be upset?

DEFINATELY tell your girlfriend/wife, and explain the situation. If she gets upset, ask her what it is about the situation that made her upset. Maybe she's insecure about your relationship....and maybe there's a reason for that. She may have had guys cheat on her in the past, or maybe you've done something that she misinterpreted that caused her to mistrust you.

If MY boyfriend told me that he was going on a business dinner with a woman, I'd definately feel a jealous twinge, but probably nothing more. We're very close and honest with each other, and I have no reason to think that he'd cheat on me with someone from work.

It just depends on the stability of your relationship.

ummm....it would depend on how much i trusted you. I dont trust very many women out there and it seems some of them really like to go after 'taken' men, so that i probably wat I would be upset about.

It would really depend on the situation. Why don't you make it a couples thing? Each of you take your significant other. If she's single, then I might have a problem with it!! If your really serious about your significant other, take her feelings into consideration. Put "the shoe on the other foot". How would you feel?

why would I be mad? Business is business...I don't care if you have dinner with anyone!

But really, would you care if your woman had dinner with a man (same situation of course)?

Just don't tell her ... or just tell her the woman is ugly.

Ladies: Are women really like this? Or is it just meeting the wrong ones?

One time at a bar/club, I politely asked a woman if I could have a seat. Being a gentleman, I chatted with her for 5 minutes and then let her be and cooly asked for her number.

She had a bf.

There was a librarian flirting with me. I came back to see her, started convo with her.

"Im married."

Tonight at the laundry mat, a cute woman where I live and I had a small convo. Since it was just the two of us, I asked for her number.......another one who has a bf.

My thing is, not that women have to be nuns, but why do they enjoy convos with guys then turn them away?

This is seriously starting to annoy me and depress me.

And im 28.

I don't warrant a lecture. I am a good person, no cocky casanova, Im just myself.

What's going on?

My last gf, I broke up with. She was divorced, and gradually, after 4 months things fell flat fast. I never got a real explanation.

Im really starting to dislike most of you, no offense.

How do I stay calm?

In the first one she should have not led you on. I mean I as a woman can easily assume that if I am in a bar/club, there is going to be single men that might approach me in one way or another. If I had a bf or married, I would be prepared to reject guys that come up to me in the bar. My preparation would be looking unapproachable(personally, I would not care to hang out at bars/clubs if I was in love). Was this woman by herself or sitting next to girlfriends? I mean, I guess the woman should have not seemed approachable and should have being prepared to reject single men coming up to her(unless it's a scenario where it is a guy that she is already acquainted with...etc.).

In the second scenario, well, if someone if flirting with you, you should STILL always check the finger for a ring. Also, interpreting flirting signs from a person working 'on the job' is confusing sometimes. Sometimes they are just doing their job and being really friendly with customers. I myself have experienced getting rejected from a guy I thought was flirting with me. He was a guy who worked at a grocery store that I shop at, but it turned out as I shopped there more(after my whole rejection situation), he seemed friendly with many customers. I don't really make any dating moves with "friendly/flirty" workers anymore as a result of that (unless they make the big move first).

On the third scenario, you didn't say who started the converse. If YOU initiated the conversation, then she didn't do anything wrong. Depending on our different characteristics and personalities, not all women will assume that a guy starting a conversation with them in a random place will result in that guy asking for a phone number. I mean, what was she supposed to do? Shut you up at the beginning of the conversation and jump to a conclusion thinking, "this guy is going to ask me for my phone number so I better brush him away now." Also, if she was aware you live around her, she probably just didn't want to be rude and figured she should at least acknowledge you as a neighbor instead of ignoring you or being stuck up.

Basically, it was a coincidence that 3 women in a row were already attached to someone else. It just happened that you took your chances with the wrong ones. None of them were single and not meant for you. It was simply, a form of rejection. However, you will encounter the right single one someday that will give you a chance. You just have to wait and have patience for the best one, because good things come to those who wait.....

Honestly man, most girls sound like they're flirting, but its just the way they act. Its annoying, I know. Just watch for a ring, and try to prod around the "R" word and see if she says anything to avoid a wierd situation.

we enjoy convos with you because we enjoy talking. who says that if we're taken we can't talk to you? we like good conversations, it's not like we try to set you up, we just enjoy to talk.

They are just being nice by talking to you... they're not obviously gonna say right away "oh i have a bf" cause its rude.

at least i think it is.

A lot of girls are flirts without even realizing it, ticks me off tough

You have no problem with talking to women, so thats good to hear, but you shouldn't beat yourself everytime a girl is taken. Sometimes you have to look for signals if a girl is taken or not by 1.) looking at her marriage finger. 2) is she by herself? or with a group of girlfriends?

3) Location is very important 4) Body language; touching their hair, checking makeup, showing skin.....other times you just cant tell! You have to just go and take a chance. Its not like your wasting any of your time talking with these women for 5-15 minutes.

Hmmm maybe for a change, you should offer your number instead of asking for theirs.

I guess asking women's numbers directly might scare some women off. "Well, if you are ever interested in going out here is my number." This is only if you're really into the girl!

It's all about meeting the right one. As for the problem of women talking to you even though they have boyfriends or husbands, a lot of women just like the attention, and a lot of them probably don't want to hurt your feelings so they may try to ease into telling you they're 'taken'. And obviously some women are just rude. It can be depressing, but maybe you need to switch things up and look in different places. Or maybe youshould stop looking; I say this only because usually when you stop trying so hard they're lined up for you! That's what happened to me, anyway. As soon as I stopped looking and started focusing on me they were coming from all directions! Anyway, you're outlook will totally change when you meet the right person... and you WILL meet the right person. Hang in there and good luck!!

I've always been rather inept at love or at least feel that way. I always have real short relationships/ breakup very quickly.

Recently I've been seeing a gal, 4th date this evening, who I met at a party and is extremely attractive to me physically, smart, likes to dance(plus), and I think could be quite into me if I showed her a lot of attention/ physical contact.Was out with her tonight, met a friend of hers and then we met a guy at the bar who immediately was hitting on, making physical contact, with the girl I am seeing now. I was like rigid, only moving slowly and lightly with some contact at the end, not fighting with this guy's obvious affections, as my body almost has a physical and emotional/rational revulsion to getting really in the way of this guy's advances, as I'm not sure I can see marrying her for the rest of my life. I think she's sexy physically, young, etc, but personality, though she doesn't rub me badly, she doesn't lighten me up. We met a friend of hers at the bar and almost immediately I felt at ease with her friend and feel maybe there is potential(her personality lightens my heart) but I didn't find her physically attractive from a classic perspective.

But the problem is, I'm always fighting this issue. A girl is really attractive physically, and trained I move it on to the next level(physical) and then I bail(not that I date a lot) quickly afterward as I don't see it as a long term marriage thing. I am always torn between physical attraction and "feeling it" personality wise, and almost never seem to get the right combination. It's either great personality but not cute(not unnattracitve physically though), or attractive but not quite the vibe I'm looking for. Is there something wrong with me? Am I just being too picky. I feel like my gut says one thing and my eyes another. I almost wish I didn't have tons of testosterone as it always ***** me up. I'd rather be willing to say, wow, I dig her vibe even if she isn't totally physically attractive to me, and sometimes I feel if as if I was more female(not so visually driven, conditioned to go after women society and I deem physically attractive) things would be easier. I am definitely not gay though - I think she is hot and am attracted to women - its a push pull thing - attractive vs. personality(but not necessarily unnattractive- not cute)

Anyway, I almost think I should see a psychologist or something about this, or maybe I should try just dating someone I don't think is that attractive physically(not unattractive though) but find I click with. Anyway, I almost feel like I need to break up with this girl I'm seeing now if she doesn't break up with me first do to lack of physical escalation. arhg! I feel really strongly that if she doesn't break up with me, to let hers to pursue other options. I should just say to her "let's be friends" (we havent' gotten closer than a couple of back touches/rubs at a club at the end of this past eventing when I knew I had to give her some sort of reassurance or get off the boat).

I feel embarrassed but I also feel so clueless so I guess its why I'm asking in this forum.

sounds like you are afraid of commitment. Maybe you just aren't ready for commitment. You don't give your age, so it's hard to say exactly.

no you are not picky you jut want the right girl!! you dnt want to get stuck with the wrong person!! as 4 your gf!! I think that you should not just date a woman for how they look physically but what they are like inside!! I say hit on your gfs friend whose personality that you like!! i am all 4 it!! personality will trump beauty/sexiness any day!! good luck!!! hope that this helps!! =]

lol wow thats was really long

welll ok where to start..............

i dont theres anything wrong with u and i dont think u should see a doc. but u r picky(not a bad thing)

if ur just after sex i would suggest going atfer the physical attraction and not the personality

but if u want to have along relationship u shouldnt always base off looks cause sometimes the hottest girls are complete bimbos and those are the ones u screw then leave if u r looking for love and wat not i would suggest that u start dating girls that u click with personality wise and after ur with them the burning attraction might come after u care for them a little nut seriously start looking in personality and character not just *** and **** it works better in the long run

hope this helped :):)

good luck

Well.... To me, if you really want to find a true relationship that can last, you should really go find some friends and start for the basic instead of going for looks. Start by chatting like normal school friends and learn about each other. Don't need to rush things. Looks can attract you for now, but sooner or later, it will cool off and you'll lose interest and treat that person as a normal person instead of a close friend or girlfriend. You can break up with the girl you are currently with now if you want. Cause i don't think it will last long as its just a temporary attraction ><

First, you'll get proper answers only when you ask it in a short way.

Try that and then come here.

I'm picking up my date tonight to visit one of my friends at medical school mainly because there's also a lot to do around his area as well.

My friend lives in a suite, but it's very dirty (gunky, a little smelly, messy) but his roomates' rooms are cleaner. My date having never met him doesn't feel comfortable staying at his place because she doesn't want to stay overnight at a dirty place. I looked at hotels in the area but they're REALLY expensive and I'm thinking it's unnecessary money spent just to sleep for a few hours since we'll be out the next morning anyways. And it's only for tonight.

As a woman would you suck it up and stay at a dirty place or really push for a hotel?

Honestly, women are very picky about cleanliness, and hygiene. So I would push for a hotel. Or tell your friend to clean up. Dude, company expects a lot from you, and by him having a messy house, is reflecting upon you. So she will think less of you. Knowing me, i clean EVERYWHERE so i woud end up cleaning the house for him, but she is probably different, So i would say have him clean up, or get a hotel for her sake.

Hotel. If you really want to keep this girl show her that youll be willing to spend money on her.

hotel--besides it's sign of respect to offer a clean place to sleep

GGGGGeeeesh.........anything less is well....

kind of being CHEAP...

good luck!!!

If i liked the guy i would stay at the dirty place. for 2 reasons

1) to show him I'm not high maintenance

2) to show him I'm not rude or judgmental (because we staying at your friends house)

being a woman,

im thinking shes gunna tell u to clean ur friends apartment for him,

or get a hotel.

yeah, it wouldn't matter where i sleep!

your date sounds a little too high maintenance

i wouldn't care,

I could sleep in a drty place if I had to. Doesn't mean I would like it but I could do it.

I'd push for a hotel. Most guys don't care where they stay as long as they have a place to stay. Women are different, we like to be in luxury and be clean. Not in filth, never offer a woman to stay in a dirty suite that's not a smart move.

Why can't he just fix his place

please help me

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For me in my own opinion you should better take the girl to a cleaner place and not to expensive one but the last decision is still yours to decide...

Stay at a dirty place, its only for a few hours anyhow.

Hope i helped! :)

x

she probabley won't dump you if you make her stay at your friends house but the relationship will be very rocky plus if you splash out on the hotel then she will feel very special and more than likely make you feel special if you know what i mean

Push for a hotel, I'm not going to sleep in some dirty @ss room wit dirty @ss people, and it's kind of rude of you to make her stay in his room when she doesn't want to.

Get her the hotel, hope it helps :)

That's an easy question!

1) There is NO WAY I'd stay at a dirty, smelly, gunky, messy place, even for one night.

2) IF by chance, you talk her into it, I predict tonight will be your LAST date with her.

Personally, I think you should "suck it up" and pay the money for a nice hotel room. ;-}

Im going out to the bar tonight with some friends and I hope to meet the woman of my dreams...Once I find her..how do I seal the deal?

hey, i can only tell this in a girls perspective but...

-don't drink 2 much!!!

-b urself all the time

-don't compliment on how hot she is, but how beautiful she is

-do only what she feels is comfortable

-act nice to everyone- not just her

-don't act too cool

-don't get too crazy

and u've got it. hope it helpz...

respect her, talk to her like your truely intrested in her (even if your not), look into her eyes, and ask her things, women love talking.

well the quickest way to a womans heart is through her chest plate which you need tools to crack it. but that wouldn't go over too well to seal the deal with the woman of your dreams.

Man, I thought women were dainty and ladylike and all that stuff. Everyone is getting on my case about hating on my new wife because she farted but I can't help it. Women just can't burp and fart openly. Only guys are allowed to do that. I thought this was like an unsaid, but known rule of behavior. Their are somethings the male gender can do that woman can't. Just like women get to wear pants, but guys don't wear dresses. Men can fart and burp randomly whenever the heck we please. Women, if you do this openly, it's nasty. I gotta get out of this marriage because I told my wife about this and she thinks it's unfair and says she can barp and fart everywhere. We're supposed to meet at 9:00 p.m. tonight to watch Judge Judy, but I haven't met her in the family room yet. She is waiting. I just want out of this relationship =(

...then, be careful, when she's around its a walking fire hazard.

...enjoy!

you're not a man.

Are you for real? If you want to through in the towel for something so ridiculous then she will be better off without you. Do both of you a favour and pack. Real men stick with their wives through all the trials of life what will you do when she's pregnant. God help her.

Oops there go another 1> Give her a break>If she cuts 1 loose that's her problem> Haven't you ripped any around her yes and laughed> But she has to hold hers>Get a live this is the 21 century> They do these things> S&H

I think it would be wonderful if she took a crap on your face, that is the stupidest thing I have heard in a while but I guess to each his own. Good luck finding a woman who doesn't fart.

I'm sorry, but are you serious??

She does know where the bathroom is, right?

Wow, get plenty of air freshners and purchase one of those electric filters. ha ha ha this is funny!

LOL omg I can't believe she married you...

LOL....................this is the funniest ? yet LOL

You are a total ***..I just read your question to my hubby and he started laughing at the stupidity of your question..That from a man..It is idiots like you who give men a bad name..If I was your wife I would divorce you just because you are stupid..

Why is it that men think that it is okay to burp and fart anywhere they please..IT is rude and crude to make a show of it..

Dude, would you rather she held it all in and one day blew up?

Are you serious, you actually thought that women didn't have the same bodily functions as men? And you married a woman that you have NEVER heard burp or pass gas in front of you, i find that very unusual.

Your in the real world not an episode of leave it to beaver.

Get over it, I'm sure there are plenty of things you do that disgusts her.

You are a complete lout. Farting and burping are rude regardless of the gender...and any guy who thinks women should live by different standards than they do, is also a few bricks shy of a load.

Honey, your "plight" made me chuckle. To get even with her, please feel free to wear a dress (plus a bra, slip, and nylons) to the meeting. You might even wear some spike heels. What's good for the gander is good for the goose. Heaven forbid a human of the female persuasion has gas. By the way, women don't sweat, we simply "glow."

Can't you see the seventh grade humor in this? As an adult, you have to know that gas affects both genders, and the days of women strapping corsets on and dropping hankies are long gone. Sounds to me like you just want out of a relationship and are looking for an excuse. I may be wrong - I often am. But what's the real reason here? Good luck to you, sweetie. I'm not sure what you're looking for, but I sure hope you find it.

Are you serious?? Do you think their is gonna be a woman that you're gonna find that doesn't fart? You married her but now you want a divorce cuz she farted? grow up!

Women have the same damn digestive system that men do.

are you serious??? i hope not and if you are where is it a rule that women can't fart. seriously man get a life. do me a favor and leave your wife so she can find a real man. god knows your not one.

Then why did you marry her? Leave. I like a woman that can express herself. She can fart around me anytime she feels like it. Burp too.

if you leave your wife over something so stupid as to burping or farting....you need to grow up!!! maybe its you with the problem. All women do it part of nature!

You are a serious disturbed young man. You are NEVER going to find a woman who doesn't need to burp or fart from time to time. And as for not doing it 'openly' how on earth can she help it? You cannot compare a purely voluntary action like wearing a dress with an involuntary action like burping or farting. You really need to get over this.

is a bodily function dude, chill :-)

farting is a normal bodily function, and thats such a double standard that men can do it whenever they want and women have to be ladylike all the time. U MARRIED this woman how could you think your never gonna have to deal with farting/burping/bodily functions??? did it ever cross your mind that maybe your farting and burping grosses her out????

I'd kill if my wife would loosen up and fart in front of me (no pun intended).

wow im sorry but ur a total @ss if u dont wanna be in ur marraige anymore because ur wife farted.. thats seriously rediculous and imature.. and i feel bad that she even has to deal with you... do urself and get a reality check... and grow up..

assuming you marry and have a long wonderful marriage to a proper dainty lady, When she becomes elderly, she will lose the ability to discretely release flatulence. What then buddy? You just want out of the marriage and you may want to get used to the idea that sooner or later, no matter how discrete your lady maybe, you will hear a fart.

You are absolutely ridicules. Women have the same need to expel gas as men do. It is just as ill mannered for a man to burp or fart as a woman. Women don't want to hear men fart or burp either. But men do it all the time. Then they show their ignorance by laughing about it. Grow up.

It is nasty when you fart too, but men in dresses are HOT!

Your wife probably wishes you didn't breathe

i am a nurse and it' natural to fart and burb you can't help it It make you fell better. Man if makes you feel better do it If that is all you have to worry about your lucky

I agree with you.. I try to avoid to do that in front of my hubby...lol....

a quife??

Ladies: Are women really like this? Is my situation more common than I realize? ?

Ladies: Are women really like this? Or is it just meeting the wrong ones?

Ladies: Are women really like this? Or is it just meeting the wrong ones?

One time at a bar/club, I politely asked a woman if I could have a seat. Being a gentleman, I chatted with her for 5 minutes and then let her be and cooly asked for her number.

She had a bf.

There was a librarian flirting with me. I came back to see her, started convo with her.

"Im married."

Tonight at the laundry mat, a cute woman where I live and I had a small convo. Since it was just the two of us, I asked for her number.......another one who has a bf.

My thing is, not that women have to be nuns, but why do they enjoy convos with guys then turn them away?

This is seriously starting to annoy me and depress me.

And im 28.

I don't warrant a lecture. I am a good person, no cocky casanova, Im just myself.

What's going on?

My last gf, I broke up with. She was divorced, and gradually, after 4 months things fell flat fast. I never got a real explanation.

Im really starting to dislike most of you, no offense.

I've had gfs before, but not many. Is this uncommon or abnormal? Hardly, I see them as footnotes of my own existence. Not in a bad way, but because im not a serial dater those few I've been with past a first date stand out more.

And I think it's because God wanted them in my life.

So im taking a break and "working on myself". Going to learn how to cook,

How do I go about this, because in college, I knew lots and lots of people. But the women I knew 90 percent of the time I was the friend.

First off, since you already don't like me you're probably going to take what I have to say the wrong way and I assure you I don't mean it like that.

Secondly, you have to keep in mind that not everybody talks to fellow human beings just to hook up. You need to have nice conversations with both men and women and put hooking up in the farthest corner of your mind because I believe you are thinking about it way too much. People sometimes just like to talk and interact with each other, it's not all about sex and or dating. Once you get used to having normal conversations with people (not just women you want to hook up with) you will better know which ladies are looking for a date and which ones just want to talk.

Besides that, most women are shy and are not going to go out with some random stranger they don't know, and the type of women that do are most likely not the ones you want to meet. The fact that you can actually get women to talk to you means that you are reasonably un-creepy looking and that's a point in your favor.

It sounds to me like you take every rejection as a personal insult and that is just ridiculous because people get rejected all the time. Yes, it sucks, it's horrible, I commiserate with you, but if you let it get to you that's all you're going to think about and that's not good.

I think that you taking some time to work on yourself is a good idea. You should work on liking yourself and not worrying so much about what other people think of you. Learning how to cook is a good idea too, cooking for yourself is a sign of self-care and respect and when you do get a girl, cooking breakfast for her in the morning is a BIG plus.

Stop being so defensive to people like BJ who are just trying to help you. Learn to accept criticism without feelings of anger and rejection and trust me, your life will be a lot better for it.

You shouldn't write off all female altogether. Most women are just really nice and know that your going to ask for their number but they don't cut you off in the beginning conversation and say "I'm married". that's rude and would probably piss you off more. And your write working on yourself might just be the right thing for you because now you sound more like a becoming woman-hater and that's not good.

you can't let a few incidents like those turn you away. it is unusual for every woman you encounter to be in a relationship or married, so perhaps you need to take a look at yourself and your actions.

well according to your details youre hitting up on any woman that will talk to you for two minutes and expect them to begin dating you immediately.

kind of stupid reasoning on your part. try singles sights instead of your neighborhood locals. good luck

it makes them feel good about there self if a guy talks to them even if thay have a bf. don,t ask for a n, until you find out if thay have a bf, its not all woman thats like that you just have to look until you find the right one,

Maybe you should let women come to YOU and ask YOU for their number. Or maybe the women just don't want to give you their number after talking for five minutes in a bar...

wow all I can say is good luck... You maybe need to take a break & not try so hard I do the same thing while w. guys.. I'm going to be 30 & I want a relationship but you can't force it upon ur self or anyone else... Maybe ur just looking in the wrong places.. maybe you shouldn't look & just Work on ur self as ur saying.. & btw learning how to cook sounds great thats a HUGE turn on...

Good Luck

Well you dont need to go to college to find a g/f and im sure your mum can teach you to cook but nice move

i think maybe women might just see u as more of a friend type...

answer mine?

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=At7h423rnMurMrL0bLNA1e7D7BR.;_ylv=3?qid=20081109122540AAiumXw

just because a girl talks to you doesnt mean shes attracted to you.

First off, a conversation is just that. So don't get upset all because you two have a conversation and she's already taken. It should be innocent and that's all. So when a female is in a relationship you're saying she shouldn't get into a friendly conversation?

Other than that I can't explain the actions those females take. You also need to look at yourself. What are you doing for the females to act the way they do around you? Remember it goes both ways. So look at yourself too.

You aren't abnormal. And it's a good thing you aren't a serial dater. Woman find comfort in guys that aren't. It's one of those things that just takes time. There is no time limit to how long it should take to find "the one." You aren't doomed to being single forever because you've hit some age limit at 28 years old. When you are meant to find her, you will. As far as the woman talking and then turning you down, most woman (even if she suspects you're going too) will not assume verbally that you are intending to ask her out/for her number. What if you just wanted to talk? What if you actually had no interest romantically and she decided to stop your attempt to talk to her by immediately telling you she isn't single? Then she looks like a cocky idiot. Some like the attention and some just want to hear you ask, taken or not, but most of the time it's to be polite or to avoid assuming something and being wrong. All I can say is be patient. You sound like a good guy. She's out there. Like you said, work on yourself. I, myself, am doing that. Commit to yourself right now and what you want and need so that when the time comes you will be able to commit to someone else.

Honey,

First off, stop with the attitude. Don't say " you don't like us." I personally love to talk to men. Not that I want anything romantic with them, I just love men and I love to talk to them. To me, it is better than talking to a woman. Come on, I have talked to you several times and you seen to have alittle attitude. Maybe the women pick up on that, we are pretty observant, and if we feel that we are being looked at like you lood at us, we tend to get alittle offensive, or just uninterested quickly. So just calm down, take it easy, be confident and don't be so jugdemental of ALL women, we are not all taken, maybe taken offense by your attitude sometimes, but be easy. I am 46, I am in no hurry, and I am not looking, guys are everywhere calling and some are just like 24 years old, so take your time honey,God will send the right one to you. You said He sent a few your way, so just be patient, wait and get to know these girls, son't act like you are in a hurry, it makes you seem desparate, don't be, she will be in your life soon, I will pray for God to send someone to you, but be patient sweety.

I suppose to be meeting up with a woman tonight and she said it would be nice if i bring a 420.

haha 420 is april 20th 4/20... in other words the national weed holiday... bring pot

i love you i think so.

yep...she wants to get high...

It has something to do with lots of drugs,lol.

I think its also a drug themed holiday on April(4th month), 20th.

bring pot

MEN AND WOMEN.....

Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?

He died laughing before he could tell anybody.

A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked women with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn't like it and moves on but the husband keeps looking.

The wife asks, "What are you waiting for?"

The husband replies, "Autumn.”

A married man was visiting his girlfriend one day, when she requested that he shave his beard.

"Oh, James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face."

James replied, "My wife loves this beard, I couldn't possibly do it. She would kill me!"

"Oh, please?" the girlfriend asked again in a sexy little voice.

"Really, I can't," he replied. "My wife loves this beard!"

The girlfriend asked once more, and he sighed and finally gave in.

That night, James crawled into bed with his wife while she was sleeping.

The wife woke up somewhat, felt his face, and replied "Oh, Michael, you shouldn't be here. My husband will be home soon!"

A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband -- who was a big burly man -- tossed his trousers to his bride and said, "Here, put these on." She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your trousers," she said.

"That's right,'' said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family."

With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on."

He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps. "Hell," he said. ''I can't get into your panties!"

She replied, "That's right, and that's the way its going to stay until your attitude changes."

A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.

In the middle of the night the woman leans over, wakes the man and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket."

The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, "I've got a better idea... just for tonight, let's pretend we're married."

The woman thinks for a moment. "Why not," she giggles.

"Great," he replies, "Get your own damn blanket!"

What do you think? Star if you like. Thanks!! =)

'oh michael you shouldn't be here' lol this one made me to lough my *** off.

good one.

HAHAHAHA! AWESOME =D

Nice jokes and riddlez i got 1 of my own

12 pears hangin high

12 men passing by

Each took a pear and left 11 hanging

how can that b

Each is a person

Hahahah thats awesome

the one with the beard is the only funny one..others are terrible =]

funny!!!

haha!!

HaHa good job those were good

Don't fancy coming down the pub with me my mates would love you

I liked the pants one! :)

Some of them were confusing.I liked the first one.

lol

yes I loved them

thank you

smile

good luck

lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!

got any more?

that was the shittiest joke that my p3nis had ever been jacked off on.

I have been married 14 years and have three younger children. I have tried marriage counseling, he moved out, he is moving back in and I am through with trying to fix this. We just can't seem to make it work. I have decided to put my emotions on the back burner and be a happy wife and mother for my kids. I can play the role...I do it well. Our latest problem is that he is texting his new female co worker for an hour at a time every day or so. He was angry I looked at our cell bill and then asked him about it. Our counselor said I should meet this woman (she is also married) so I know who she is and is comfortable with their friendship. I have asked him to set up a time we can all go out and he said he mentioned it to her and she didn't seem responsive so he just said "eh" about it. I don't want to seem pushy or intrusive as that just makes matters worse. I want to meet her but how do I bring it back up without sounding like I am accusing him of anything. Help!

99% of My Friends are Female. And My marriage is fine after 17 Years.

As Long as You have faith in your Husband and Trust him You have nothing to Worry about.

And if You Dont Trust him or have Faith in your marriage then Why are you Wasting your Time in your Relationship?

Either you Trust him Or You Dont its That Simple.

I think that you should remind him that you are his wife. You have a right to know everything about that relationship and he shouldn't be texting another woman. There is no reason for him to do that and if there is a reason then he needs to show you all the texts. You are his wife and he needs to treat you as such.

it seems u already had your walking papers, and u put them on the back burner for your kids. if u don't want to work things out with him. why are u waiting to see what he is doing? be selfish.and do what makes u happy. staying together for your kids is not the solution. do what is best for u. i wish u all the best

you have to move on with your life for your kid's sake. Obviously you have some trust issues with this guy. I think you'd be better off without this guy. It sounds like you have enough problems without him. Good luck whatever you decide to do

he's not respecting you. if she doesn't want to meet you and he isn't showing you all the texts and inviting you to get together then they are both hiding SOMETHING... use the walking papers.

Your husband is texting a girl for a hour...and you dont want to seem pushy.....he left...do you really think he has been faithful since he has been gone? If you can deal with this..the just play the role hunny

Sometimes..when you win..you lose..sometimes..when you lose..you win.

Do you think it would only stay as texting? Would you be comfortable with the friendship? Aren't you always going to wonder if something more is happening? WOW! How can people live like this?

I hear you on this one, but if she doesn't want to meet you, I would be a little wary. Sounds to me like there may be something going on. Ask him to ask her again or meet him at his job for lunch

See, I think that is just wrong. Expecially (if he did ask) that she wouldn't want to meet you. Women are very sneaky. And as I am learning a few things in my own relationship, life is to short. To short to waste on someone that would think that it is morally ok to have a relationship of sorts with the other sex. I have children too, and I think they would rather see me happy and be taught not to stand for things that are disrespectful to them by their spouse. They are other people out there to love and will love us......Or even being happy on our own and taking them for everything you can.......Sorry I am not more positive.

Sorry to say but it sounds like you may have had your walking papers along time ago or you would not be doubting what is going on at hand, and please do not use your kids as a excuse because if that was the case then he would not be making your vision blurred at this moment tripping off some nonsense if it was all for the kids, The kids no what is going on and said to say it sounds like you the last one finding out, Love you and make it work with you becasue after 14yrs it seems like you giving all the love cause you should be at a such a hppy point in your life then to let this get you bothered do what you should have done along time ago and stop saying but the kids yes you love him cause love just dont disappear and yes you are used to living your life with him becasue it has been comfortable, but try being uncomfortable for awhile and you may find happiness and a state of being

Love him for what he is , not what he is not .

Flaws and all . If he enjoys that women , then accept it as a form of entertainment for him or release him and start over .

If he leaves and your at home with your principals ,

will you be happy then ?

You said you love him . So continue to love him and

see if you can bring some clarity to your marriage

by being yourself .

Have you seen a transcript on the messages. What are they texting about for an hour. I'm suspicious. I would ask him what they talk about and even to see the messages. You are married to him and he should be trying to please you and nurture a relationship with you - not this other woman. If you asked him, would he admit to cheating or would he lie? Has he cheated in the past?

Just remind him of the counselors recommendation and give him the times that you are available within a two week period. I would let him know that either he set up a time within a week for the 4 of you to meet - that woman is married also - or you will be contacting her yourself. You don't know if this is a case of him forgetting or him avoiding.

He is texting her for an hour everyday and your phone bill is high. What reason do you want to see her ? To know her and comfortable with their" friendship"?. I am glad I am not you,because I will check what 's going on between her and my husband if something is going on. Boy oh boy!! I will go to their work place and "her" give a show down, . I've seen married women at my work place ,having an affair with other married men, so I know these stories.

Even if you don't want to admit that you might be a little jealous it sounds like you are still very much in love with him. So just bring it up again and say exactly what you told all of us. Let him know you want to be a supportive wife and that's why you want to meet her if he still shrugs it off he is not respecting you. And that probably means that he has some kind of feelings for this other woman. If it is just a friend he should love to introduce you so you are comfortable. Same as you would do for him probably.

you sound like someone who is tired of fighting for your marriage because no matter what you do, it is a no-win situation for you. I think it's kind of funny that when guys have guy friends you almost can't get rid of them...but as soon as they get a "woman"-friend than the wife is off limits to her. There isn't anyone here that can "tell" you what to do all we can do is say that whatever you decide on just make sure that your kids don't have to be a part of his emotional abuse toward you. If she is not in agreement to meeting you then she is up to something and even if you did meet her then you would always resent her and know that she was lying to you. If she has nothing to hide then she would love to meet you.

Good luck to you in whatever you decide. Personally I would rather be raising my kids alone.

My husband did very much the same thing. I saw it still as cheating and an emotional affair, I couldn't understand why he wanted to talk to her so much (only it was one of my friends) But I stayed. 12 months on we still have problems beause of it so you need to be really ready to accept it and focus on your relationship or use your walking papers and move on. Either way it's tough, but you will have to weigh up the end result.

I f he is not cheating, he should have no problems introducing her to you. i personally smell a rat. texting for an hour? come on! that is what you do when u are in the infatuation stage of an relationship. You asked for opinions and this is what I have. I truly think you are in denial right now. Love will do that! you see and hear what you want to see and hear. All the negative signs we just justify, rationalize or just ignore. bring it up! It is interfering with your peace! Your feelings are important too!

I think it is a really bad idea to meet this woman. If they are texting each other and you have suspicions about their relationship, you have a right to be. If your husband was really just friends with her then the texting would not be necessary.

Not for that long anyway. That is what you do with someone when you are strting out in a relationship. I have been in this siutation, and for me the best thing to do is to take a sabatical. Give eachother time. This situation is affecting your kids too. They are very perceptive to these types of stresses and act out accordingly.

It is great that you love your husband and give him the benefit of the doubt, but what about you? How would he react if the tables were turned?

Have a break from each other, get couples counselling if need be, and then after a month or so reevaluate the situation,becaseu there are 5 people in you family invovled. not just the two of you. Good Luck

I suppose there are a couple of things you can do, you know were she works,so if you really think that talking to her will ease your mind then ambush her at her work, wait for her to come out, or if you know were she goes for lunch, just join her at the table

Two arrange to meet her husband anonymously and strike up a friendship with him,or with an other man,some time people do not understand, till they are put in the same situation,he may not be cheating, but taxing every day shows more then just a friendship,if it is just that, then there is no reason why you cannot all get together for coffee or lunch, were it would be all above board and suspicion.

It sound like your husband is willing,but she is not ,that makes me think that on her side it is not all about friendship, and may be, your husband is not aware,he may even be at the stage were he is flattered by another woman attention,fight fire with fire, you said you still love him, so make it your project to get him back by giving him a lot of attention and love,good luck