Pick-up lines and rebuttals
1. Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."
2. Man: "Haven't I seen you some place before?"
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
3. Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
4. Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
5. Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
6. Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants."
Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there."
7. Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."
8. Man: "So what do you do for a living ?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."
9. Man: "Voulez-vous vous coucher avec moi ce soir?"
(Would you like to go to bed with me tonight?)
Woman: "Je voudrais bien, mais je n'ai rien a porter."
(I would love to, but I have nothing to wear.)
10. Man: "What sign were you born under?"
Woman: "No Parking."
11. Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter" (or) "Stop"
12. Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized!"
13. Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah!!! Let's pick up some chicks!"
14. Man: "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy."
Woman: "You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?"
15. Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."
16. Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
17. Man: "I can tell that you want me."
Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave."
18. Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy."
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."
19. Man: "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
Woman: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species."
20. Man: "May I see you pretty soon?"
Woman: "Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?"
21. Man: "Your hair color is fabulous."
Woman: "Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store."
22. Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."
23. Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."
24. Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you."
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?"
gets a star from me hilarious
loved them very funny
How very sexist....Idont think you like men reading this crap....its probably a good man is what you need
Lmao
HAHAHAHAHAHA OMG LMAO
I like 'em 10/10
Thanks and funny but I think I will need to get my Blondes joke book out now.
Those were good! Lol!
They are soooooooooo ego deflating, 24/24. Go to the top of the class.
you're right there. thanks for the information.
they are fantastic will definitely be using a few of those
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you
Loved it, thanks for the laugh
Very good
gets a star from me hilarious!
All good! But 6,8 and 13....superb!
lol! great!
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