MEN AND WOMEN.....
Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?
He died laughing before he could tell anybody.
A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked women with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn't like it and moves on but the husband keeps looking.
The wife asks, "What are you waiting for?"
The husband replies, "Autumn.â€
A married man was visiting his girlfriend one day, when she requested that he shave his beard.
"Oh, James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face."
James replied, "My wife loves this beard, I couldn't possibly do it. She would kill me!"
"Oh, please?" the girlfriend asked again in a sexy little voice.
"Really, I can't," he replied. "My wife loves this beard!"
The girlfriend asked once more, and he sighed and finally gave in.
That night, James crawled into bed with his wife while she was sleeping.
The wife woke up somewhat, felt his face, and replied "Oh, Michael, you shouldn't be here. My husband will be home soon!"
A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband -- who was a big burly man -- tossed his trousers to his bride and said, "Here, put these on." She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your trousers," she said.
"That's right,'' said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family."
With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on."
He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps. "Hell," he said. ''I can't get into your panties!"
She replied, "That's right, and that's the way its going to stay until your attitude changes."
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.
In the middle of the night the woman leans over, wakes the man and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket."
The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, "I've got a better idea... just for tonight, let's pretend we're married."
The woman thinks for a moment. "Why not," she giggles.
"Great," he replies, "Get your own damn blanket!"
What do you think? Star if you like. Thanks!! =)
'oh michael you shouldn't be here' lol this one made me to lough my *** off.
good one.
HAHAHAHA! AWESOME =D
Nice jokes and riddlez i got 1 of my own
12 pears hangin high
12 men passing by
Each took a pear and left 11 hanging
how can that b
Each is a person
Hahahah thats awesome
the one with the beard is the only funny one..others are terrible =]
funny!!!
haha!!
HaHa good job those were good
Don't fancy coming down the pub with me my mates would love you
I liked the pants one! :)
Some of them were confusing.I liked the first one.
lol
yes I loved them
thank you
smile
good luck
lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!
got any more?
that was the shittiest joke that my p3nis had ever been jacked off on.
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