Man, I thought women were dainty and ladylike and all that stuff. Everyone is getting on my case about hating on my new wife because she farted but I can't help it. Women just can't burp and fart openly. Only guys are allowed to do that. I thought this was like an unsaid, but known rule of behavior. Their are somethings the male gender can do that woman can't. Just like women get to wear pants, but guys don't wear dresses. Men can fart and burp randomly whenever the heck we please. Women, if you do this openly, it's nasty. I gotta get out of this marriage because I told my wife about this and she thinks it's unfair and says she can barp and fart everywhere. We're supposed to meet at 9:00 p.m. tonight to watch Judge Judy, but I haven't met her in the family room yet. She is waiting. I just want out of this relationship =(
...then, be careful, when she's around its a walking fire hazard.
...enjoy!
you're not a man.
Are you for real? If you want to through in the towel for something so ridiculous then she will be better off without you. Do both of you a favour and pack. Real men stick with their wives through all the trials of life what will you do when she's pregnant. God help her.
Oops there go another 1> Give her a break>If she cuts 1 loose that's her problem> Haven't you ripped any around her yes and laughed> But she has to hold hers>Get a live this is the 21 century> They do these things> S&H
I think it would be wonderful if she took a crap on your face, that is the stupidest thing I have heard in a while but I guess to each his own. Good luck finding a woman who doesn't fart.
I'm sorry, but are you serious??
She does know where the bathroom is, right?
Wow, get plenty of air freshners and purchase one of those electric filters. ha ha ha this is funny!
LOL omg I can't believe she married you...
LOL....................this is the funniest ? yet LOL
You are a total ***..I just read your question to my hubby and he started laughing at the stupidity of your question..That from a man..It is idiots like you who give men a bad name..If I was your wife I would divorce you just because you are stupid..
Why is it that men think that it is okay to burp and fart anywhere they please..IT is rude and crude to make a show of it..
Dude, would you rather she held it all in and one day blew up?
Are you serious, you actually thought that women didn't have the same bodily functions as men? And you married a woman that you have NEVER heard burp or pass gas in front of you, i find that very unusual.
Your in the real world not an episode of leave it to beaver.
Get over it, I'm sure there are plenty of things you do that disgusts her.
You are a complete lout. Farting and burping are rude regardless of the gender...and any guy who thinks women should live by different standards than they do, is also a few bricks shy of a load.
Honey, your "plight" made me chuckle. To get even with her, please feel free to wear a dress (plus a bra, slip, and nylons) to the meeting. You might even wear some spike heels. What's good for the gander is good for the goose. Heaven forbid a human of the female persuasion has gas. By the way, women don't sweat, we simply "glow."
Can't you see the seventh grade humor in this? As an adult, you have to know that gas affects both genders, and the days of women strapping corsets on and dropping hankies are long gone. Sounds to me like you just want out of a relationship and are looking for an excuse. I may be wrong - I often am. But what's the real reason here? Good luck to you, sweetie. I'm not sure what you're looking for, but I sure hope you find it.
Are you serious?? Do you think their is gonna be a woman that you're gonna find that doesn't fart? You married her but now you want a divorce cuz she farted? grow up!
Women have the same damn digestive system that men do.
are you serious??? i hope not and if you are where is it a rule that women can't fart. seriously man get a life. do me a favor and leave your wife so she can find a real man. god knows your not one.
Then why did you marry her? Leave. I like a woman that can express herself. She can fart around me anytime she feels like it. Burp too.
if you leave your wife over something so stupid as to burping or farting....you need to grow up!!! maybe its you with the problem. All women do it part of nature!
You are a serious disturbed young man. You are NEVER going to find a woman who doesn't need to burp or fart from time to time. And as for not doing it 'openly' how on earth can she help it? You cannot compare a purely voluntary action like wearing a dress with an involuntary action like burping or farting. You really need to get over this.
is a bodily function dude, chill :-)
farting is a normal bodily function, and thats such a double standard that men can do it whenever they want and women have to be ladylike all the time. U MARRIED this woman how could you think your never gonna have to deal with farting/burping/bodily functions??? did it ever cross your mind that maybe your farting and burping grosses her out????
I'd kill if my wife would loosen up and fart in front of me (no pun intended).
wow im sorry but ur a total @ss if u dont wanna be in ur marraige anymore because ur wife farted.. thats seriously rediculous and imature.. and i feel bad that she even has to deal with you... do urself and get a reality check... and grow up..
assuming you marry and have a long wonderful marriage to a proper dainty lady, When she becomes elderly, she will lose the ability to discretely release flatulence. What then buddy? You just want out of the marriage and you may want to get used to the idea that sooner or later, no matter how discrete your lady maybe, you will hear a fart.
You are absolutely ridicules. Women have the same need to expel gas as men do. It is just as ill mannered for a man to burp or fart as a woman. Women don't want to hear men fart or burp either. But men do it all the time. Then they show their ignorance by laughing about it. Grow up.
It is nasty when you fart too, but men in dresses are HOT!
Your wife probably wishes you didn't breathe
i am a nurse and it' natural to fart and burb you can't help it It make you fell better. Man if makes you feel better do it If that is all you have to worry about your lucky
I agree with you.. I try to avoid to do that in front of my hubby...lol....
a quife??
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