I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked okay for a 57-year-old.
We drank a bit, and a had a bit of a snoggle and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double.
"What's that?" I asked.
"It a mother and daughter threesome," she said.
I said, "No."
We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night.
I went back to her place.
She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: "Mum, you still awake?"
hehehe...
Oh My God! That was uproariously funny!
Freaky
Lucky bastard you are...
The only gross part is the mom and daughter thingy...I hope you like raisins...
Very funny. I guess if you can get through the wrinkles........
As a matter of fact,I did! More damn fun than a barrel of monkeys!But NEVER again.Too much of that would turn you inside out !
AHAHAHAHAHA!
Thankfully I am young enough to be able to laugh at that joke!
10/10 bloody hilarious. Thanks for the laugh.
hahaha :)
You lucky thing. I wish it would happen to me. Though I do prefer them a bit older
lol..good one!!
LMFAO!!!
u defo getin a star from me!
xoxoxoxox
oh god! gross!
Ha Ha Ha Oh NOOOOOOOOOO!

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